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me: *speaks to villager 2 times*
villager: haha is there no one you'd rather talk to? you really love me huh, are you following me? am i your only friend? wow get your life together, i am disappointed in you. get out of my sight please you're scaring me... what are you going to do with that axe..?
someone else: *makes a mistake*
me: don't worry buddy! it is not a big deal! we can fix this! we'll figure it out!!
me: *makes a mistake*
me: i am irredeemable worthless garbage and i want to die
woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain
man: oh that's so sweet, i--
woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.
someone: i love you
me internally: prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it
also me internally: please dont love me i dont want to hurt you this is terrifying please dont love me
yet also me internally: good, everyone should love me. get on your fucking knees and worship the fucking ground i walk on.
somehow also me internally: THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME!!!!!
me externally: aww i love you too!!
Please don’t leave babies, kids, or animals in hot cars this summer. “Just one minute” can feel like a lifetime when you’re being cooked alive. ☀️🚗
This could lead to heat stroke which is VERY DANGEROUS!!! Please don’t leave your kids or pets in the car!!
If i could install mods in real life i’d replace my footsteps with the mario 64 ones
shut up nerd. i would give myself 65 pound anime boobs and 10x running speed
i mean me too but with mario 64 footsteps
